Recent content by AuntieGrilf

Your sistah. Your Instagram account.

Its not fake dagnabbit! everyone knows about your weird fetishes.

I'll show everyone the poster you had on your bedroom wall...

Look at Brothah Dilfy throwing his weight about or trying to, he never liked girls. He always followed the boys about till they pushed his head down the toilet and flushed.

Least Breaky is a pitcher Dilfy, I know you are a catcher!

Elijah knows about the liberal fox.

Dont be mean brother or I'll burn your collection of Barbie annuals.

@UncleDiLF stay away from miss yoyo panties!!!

I remember back in the day when you used to wet the bed on a regular basis. Luckily you grew out of it when you turned 35 and discovered the joys of sniffing freshly creosoted fence panels.

You are talking about torment? I remember when the Still blew up and you were seen running away buck naked apart from the dirty rain coat you wear which was flappin and on fire. Then we recovered the bodies of them there Opossums and what was done to them no wonder ol Grand Pappy said you would...

Well I is going to vote for my inbred brother @UncleDiLF and let him know I have forgiven him for pushing all the stuffing up his ass and running around shouting "Oooooo Imma Turkey and watch me fart" on Christmas day. I am also sorry for ripping the head of his beloved doll.

I am sure dear old Granpappy would love to drop an anvil on your head! I will help him and make sure @Alticus is given yo one hell of a hug at the time.

As my ol Granpappy used to say, dont talk sandwiches, go make some. Then he would drop an anvil on my head in the barn.

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