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Drive a car that uses electricity produced by coal.

Clever, man I wish I could come up with witty comments like that.

The last time I went through a checkout the teenage girl had a massive tantrum at me and chucked all my shit into the trolly in a pile...

The problem is that people don't want to work and they are constantly calling off. My store has a consistent morning crew on the front...

Open a supermarket for your fellow lose... homeless scu... people.

Am too, you just don't have artistic eyes you heathen!

Well if you work hard and save one day you will be able to go down to Kmart and buy yourself an extension. Maybe a spare room or that...

How bigs your tent?

I was in there before but you told me to leave. You said you were having special alone time.

I can't think of anything worse than standing face to face with a complete stranger and feeling obliged to talk with them. Maybe thats...

Rick and Morty

Supermarkets are always short staffed in my sexy country so its solving a problem and no ones losing there jobs.

No wait... ghosts?

Aliens?

I have memories of that. Wasn't that Iggys group? Theres been a lot of weed since then and now lol.