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That I doubt any man would marry.

Toddle off boy, I am talking to the married woman.

We, that never included you Jack.

Yes, we all need pictures. Show us your made up man.

You cannot afford Southern Comfort Fred, and are we seriously to believe you struck lucky on Craigslist?

Lush, boring, Jew, gay…your talents overwhelm you.

Who knows what you meant 5 minutes earlier? It is certainly historically accurate to say it was never you, Freud. The fact that that...

Nope! All good. Can walk on my own now. :Happy5: How are things with you?

Really? She's like 5 foot nothing... This is what I meant earlier when I said that you don't choose your words, turns of phrases, or...

Are you still wearing the pink stookie to get attention from passing orthopaedic surgeons?

Oh, thanks for asking. It healed up quite well.

Slightly discombobulating and erotic at the same time. I wish I could say the same about posting to you!

Phew phonetics.

Could be worse, we could be using the internationally derided Aussie scale, where everyone is a bronzed Adonis, or Kylie Minogue’s...

You should, you have been rimming it long enough.