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Go get drunk dear.

It's only sold for the GI Joe manly man's record player.

Feeling up Fred is like feeling comfortable in the presence of a serial thriller…you don’t know what to expect, but you know the goodies...

I know how I feel.

Wow, can I get the twelve inch diso remix of dat, or does it only come in the chart topping 7 inch vinyl?

Bang Bang cough splutter.

It was never a delusion me old friend, when you cannot help but do what I tell you too.

No ma'am, I am not.

When we read a JimmyBang post we are reading conspiracy theories from 0.4 Chan!

I swear to you all…he will take his wife to a Michelin star restaurant and make her drink his piss. I have deigned it so. And so it...

There is a lot of groin chaffing involved but he wears the rashes well, and the Johnson baby talc helps!

He masturbates to gay boy scout porn. :LOL3:

He does look good in school boy grey flannel shorts.

I'm just saying, Bland will never stalk you. You're, uhm , too bland.

He's a bald buffoon. The list is getting longer...lol