Recent content by Boozebag

I would recreate the scene from Léon: The Professional by screaming "EVERYONE!" over and over again until I passed out. EVERYONE! How are you feeling today?

As with my previous example, all this can be easily lied about, it's unreliable information. It's arbitrary numbers as far as anyone else is concerned, so no, it is not obvious. It doesn't matter because this is BastardFactory.net, not IRS.gov

I think you have read a little too much into what this actually is. I'm not a PI, nor am I asking PI questions... I can't see how any of this could be helpful to an actual PI in the first place. Here: 9 0 2 1 They're all lies. How would this help anyone? You don't wanna answer the...

I think these 4 areas are the hardest parts of life to win at, but are also likely the keys to happiness. So on a scale of 1-10 how will are you doing in each of these areas? Finances Health/fitness Relationships Fulfillment/accomplishment

Not yet, but it is my fantasy to fuck an African Pygmie and I hear the Congo Basin has many cases of Malaria, so here is to hopin'! Was America in the right by dropping the bomb on Hiroshima?

OK, my bad, sorry.

Hides the zidovudine Kidding!

Yeah, I have aids.

Oh? Why not, meanie?!

Sometime around noon, okay?

One. My house key. I walk and or take public transportation everywhere. Have you ever watched Your Moms House podcast?

I know Idaho is an actual state, but I've never met someone from there. Not one single solitary person. Have you met anyone from Idaho? Let me answer that for you... NO. No, you have not. I've never even seen/heard a news story that has come out of Idaho. Have you ever seen a news story that...

I learned my lesson when I was THAT boyfriend. LMAO

This is one of those questions best suited to be answered in this type of situation as opposed to asking your significant other what their count is. Perhaps I'm wrong, but I think for most people "How many have you slept with?" falls under the category of Questions People Ask That They Really...