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I think he's over the age of 55, but not 60 from what he's posted.

£40 but will get 3 good meals out of it. Tonight, Tomorrow and maybe Friday or Saturday breakfast.

So how old was Prowler? Must be about 50?

Singapore style rice noodles, pork with ginger and spring onion, duck with chilli and black bean sauce, Szechuan chicken and pancake...

RIP Prowler.

Nah do your own dirty work, if I want to flatten admin like a bug again I will.:AttaBoi:

Look stooch, I only popped in to answer a few questions not deal with stooches who are trying to develop some kind of relationship. I'm...

No, you would just call me a tease.

Pardon me stooch, most my friends dont get parole and are /"Detained at his Majesties pleasure.

If I sit down I'll snare my dick between the seat and the bowl, I prefer to tie a knot in the end and use it to wack weegs teeth out,

Yes Gimpy you can.

In the UK we use short fat cunts like you as a pull through for sewage pipes. Just put a rope round your neck then drag you through said...

not today, any other points I can show you are wrong about?

There isn't a parole system in the UK.