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Just chill to clinic, there's a trope about self diagnosis leads to cancer so dont. Could be a load of things, got blood tested earlier...

You guys may have noticed that I haven't been myself for a long time. I'm trying to keep it together but I'm beginning to feel sick and...

Today was drinking day!

So where is the link to this faggot seraglio?

I voted for myself as no one else deserves my grace, favour or hex. FTR I stopped hexing people a few years back as I found a crowbar...

On last episode of The Terminal list with Chris Pratt. Its pretty grim but watchable.

Your an idiot. dogpiling someone who barely posts once a day? None of the others bite like jack and will just ignore your leg humping...

That about sums it up.

. You are a true idjit. Take yourself back to the Blue Trashew, please. You are the problem - a volume poster with absolutely nothing of...

You are the female Jack, miss. You are the other side of that same bad penny. . You're only barely tolerable because you have boobs.

If you can handle the cooking maybe just ask her if she's good at houskeeping.

I get a chicken then its 4 portions plus wings, the carcus goes in a pot with vegs n herbs to make about 6 chicken soup portions. so...

I always keep at least one can of cream of celery soup on hand, breadcrumbs, and there is usually at least one head of broccoli in the...

lol, for a dude in his mid 50s I have tons of hair follicles. I choose to keep it short and tidy, I have no need to present as a car...

I can go to Sainsburys supermarket and they sell of cuts of bacon in a pack for £1 or $1.20. This provides enough chops for 3 good meals...