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He has some strange confluences when he talks shit about stuff. My guess is he's never smoked pot.

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@The Prowler Do you have the contact details for joes career? Hes sharing his "wisdom" in the shoutbox.

Ah! Heres a thread that needs lots of stupid shitposting in, i had better summon the gang. @Larry Loungelizard @Seamajor @Frood

Do you willingly enter the section of the bookstore for novels and the stand there and bitch the books are too big? Or do you go...

Many such cases,

Someone gave me a spliff with smack in it with out me knowing, my only time doing it. I got mild with drawl symptoms for 5 days, fuck...

It turned into a real scroll fest

Look. I once went to jail because I head butted another woman in a bar fight. And I once drove home from the club, so drunk that I...

Yea knew this guy, one of the nicest people i ever met. Got hooked on smack and was stealing of friends and family, died of his head in...

I lived in a rural drug hotspot, the amount of funerals I went to for dudes under 30 was fucking unreal.

I can only imagine. I grew up among people, old school friends etc, whose brains have been fried by opiates and other drugs. I've...

You should have seen mine. I became convinced fat Amy (the dutchess) from Valhalla was accessing my pharmaceutical records. Ibwas...

Even Seamajor knows that when you call someone a fool you need to get the spelling correct, it's not rocket science, crookie

Fool was spelt correctly, f-o-o-l . Even when you are looking at threads people can smell the honk of cheese you give off.