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Not in your case granny, more likely engine oil.

@Fredricka wet the bed again.

Well yes it was as it was different and on topic, if you would just pm in advance when you have an acrid brain fart then I can try to...

That would be a mutant egg punching its way through your cervix in an attempt to escape you constant jibber jabber.

No you leg humped somebody in it with your inane chatter as per usual.

I thought if I allowed you to choose your own avatar you would be more agreeable but oh no. Its like I can hear the crack of your dried...

You'll be waiting for years.

Yea that would be the thread thats still going unlike yours which soon swan dived slappy.

Peak gayness was achieved.

Shouln't that be dick not lip? If your going to steal old stuff try to get it right. If I wanted to break your nose I would get mongtini...

Now that you're full blown menopausing and the twinkies all dried up... don't think your soaking those hot flashes riding down my slide...

200 sit ups easy, push ups? no idea, i'll get back to you prob thursday.

Have to say the first decent sci-fi movie since Interstellar, about 15 years ago! Well worth the time.

I'm not going to alert the media.

Its the end of the world.