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The Prowler. He’s been riling folks up lately

Yea this, but as we have ten days left some of those names on the list may make an appearance and steal it so I'll wait till July to...

GET THEM HOLLIDAY! I'll neg them. See what a great team we are

Thats the UK spelling you hair palmed grunt monkey now roll your fucking tongue up and slam it in your yapper stooch.

You skipped past weed wacker and went right there! :LOL3:

You should take her back, and help her shave that tangle of a mess when it comes to her pubic hair. I believe you both will get pleasure...

Yea it helps if at least one is mentally stable LOL, good luck making that 2 people stable! It will only be a matter of time before you...

Yea good luck with that stalky.

O....mah....gaaahhhhhhd!

Please never do that again. A cookie monster doing a valley girl impression is ...there's no other way to put it... gnarly to the max.

Its an upmarket town, i'm about 5 mins from a resevoir.

Yes i live in one, thank God neither of you two would be admitted.

Let me conceptualise. Imagine a big old barnacle on a boats hull, now imagine it is septic and squirting puss, now imagine it makes a...

Come on! Doh.

Wow have you pulled an all nighter?