Recent content by Cookius Monstarius

If you are going to be my carnival barker dont forget to include a link.

Dont worry folks Ive started a Cooking with Cookie thread which will develop with Tips and stories.

Thats where I take your mum when I want to nail her bent over a frozen food cabinet.

This has been a weird day foodwise for me so I may as well kick this thread of with it. For breakfast which could be anything quite often fruit I put 6 chipolata snausages in the oven at 6am and went to play herowars and promptly forgot about them, I dont usually eat till 8 or later if working...

Trump fired the mainly Biden board removing a layer of governance so he can steer funding away from DEI backed research and social science funding like Gender studies and toward national-security, competitiveness, or applied-tech priorities.. I approve Some analysts speculate the...

Trying to piss with a massive boner as a youngun was a struggle cos it pointed up!

Yea this one is but you dont know what I had for breakfast.

They have next to zero calories as well.

I exhausted my lifetimes supply of the word on Johnny Storm. :GiggleBitch: Anyhow yes I like Waddymelon and Fried Chicken, KFC is shit though.

Well most the songs you like have it in the title.

my humour is so dark it picks cotton. In the UK they are called BAMEs Black and minority ethnic. Or as I like to call it Baboons, Apes, Monkeys Etc.

He was a live in landlord who made the impertinent question during a conversation. He was dodgy AF.

I'm talking a multiple years rent on time tenancy, was late a couple of times in the first year. When started doing some new work "How much are you getting paid for that", not enough my reply. Maybe ask for references if your worried about non payments.

Yea I'm struggling to keep my breakfast down reading this.

You heard of TDS and plantation politics?