I'm not getting into that kind of argument soft soppy slophead, maybe X can entertain you? Parroty is correct, a clip round the ear would feel like a nuke going of to you wouldn't it softy fraudy.
Oh I beg to differ, if most on here are prepared to blame your "masculinity" rather than their paper thin masculinity I reckon most here will go down like skittles to their own shadows, smallfry.
You are just a spearmint fuelled fredricka that is all.
But flynnikins, didn't you enjoy my montage of what I'm planning to do to your soft beautiful skin when I catch up with you? It will be my way of expressing my devotion and besides Alticus paid me well to post this so I may as well enjoy my new "Artistic streak!".
Dont worry it wont be as...