Singapore style rice noodles, pork with ginger and spring onion, duck with chilli and black bean sauce, Szechuan chicken and pancake roll.
Of course veg spring rolls and prawn crackers.
Look stooch, I only popped in to answer a few questions not deal with stooches who are trying to develop some kind of relationship. I'm not impressed by your ability to super-ick.
In the UK we use short fat cunts like you as a pull through for sewage pipes. Just put a rope round your neck then drag you through said pipe, simples.