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I asked you to do something not for your fucking opinion that any bottom feeding rat bastard could have spat out. Yea maybe I can go to...

pm it to me to see how creative I can get with it. Haven't even started with yours yet.

Villages have their idiots/fredrickas and forests have their creepy men lurking.

Children that grow up close to nature are happier adults Like me :Whatevr5:

@Bastard Factory If I start a thread named Uncle Ted then most here would think Kaczynski but you woul be thinking Bundy and getting...

How is it panel abuse? The cheese is there for a reason and you're it

I tried storing the bodies in huge blue drums in my apartment but there's only so much room, and the smell was getting to me. I've got a...

Of course you do, what better place to dispose of the trucker stop hookers you mirder

I grew up on a Forest, skin walkers, wendigos and Bigfoot. Sometimes when the Forest Rangers came along we got to play Rambo V Sheriff...

Most people have blood transfusions but OK, you be you.

This is because your lazy, I did a 20 mile bike ride cross country yesterday and slept well.

Well you need to put the pims down gluggie, pay more attention to who you're quoting. And tell that awful jack your mistake, fess up

Glug glug glug.

A merkin is a pubic wig or intimate hairpiece designed to cover the mons pubis, historically worn by both men and women to mask hair...

Do the right thing. Step down. You’re making a fool of yourself