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You used that one the other day, you might get away with these things with the likes of Seanilemajor, but not I. Be new and improved

Idiot of the year award? Yes.

She has her own gravity field, shine a torch at her and you'll see the doppler effect.

Oh dear boo hoo.

no let it go, getting shod of that leg humping spambot is the best thing to happen on here since Martini's anal prolapse caused a...

Yeah but your chubby

pastie

Pasrie brain has spoken

Little Bobby deniro is going to jail.

n the context of a UK public school boy (meaning one attending an elite, traditional British independent boarding school such as Eton...

I like to use cubed up old lamb roast in a hash (Bubble and Squeak variation) with old roasted veggies, a fresh onion, garlic, diced...

I'll have a pie floater once in a great while.... with lots of doner kebab sauce on the top..

I like Jacket Potato, Tuna Mayo and Beans... great combo when all mixed up together. Or pigs in blankets toad in the hole.

Try it with rolled up back bacon instead of snausages. Flavour overload.

Yeah I did Roast pork with potatoes veg and yorkshires today, its criminal how well batter goes with most things... I could eat it with...