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I started calling her that and Cackles and Canker. Seemed to amuse quite a few.

To young, elder brother in law was.

homemade square banquet burger on sweetbread toasted on one side , fries and medicated gravy..

Haddock and chips from chippy with peas. Of to Iceland tomorrow to get a Box or 2 of Greggs, snausage rolls and maybe one other. Can...

Is smoke some Barfly term for bore?

I served Military for 5 years how about you? You like your politics hasn't changed since you hit the brew in your teens. Normal people...

I forgot your biggest failure, you are trying to take a humourous thread seriously, on your bike you fucking stiff you are a total retard.

The fact the amount of women reacted to his post means your white knighting is duly canceled & fucked outright means everything. Let...

Yea last year, heart attack while on jury service.

Borescape is on the loose.

Lets cook a few cappybaras!

Ive already started to lose weight, have you quit drinking? That last sentence should have been first, a proposition precedes a...

Admin will be pleased to hear that.

Well, I hope you find the man of your dreams.