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Crocodiles have to eat as well you know.

The more retarded version is the more realistic version.

Oh. Sorry, man. I saw the avatar and thought 'oh, it's that Hobbit woman from the second world in the UK' and off I went.

Dont call me Fred you fucking weirdo.

Dinky Di is Aussie slang for a decent sort of chap, comes from "Fair dinkum". I looked it up the other day when I saw it was being used...

My neighbours cats are arseholes. When I'm up at 4am they take it as OK to start meowing outside my door. Ive started chasing them of...

She immediately makes a beeline to wherever I'm sitting, pops a squat right beside me, then proceeds to vigorously lick her arsehole...

I finished 4th, all 3 came from knowhere. Top was 310k. needed260k for any emeralds.

He’s a good looking Asian dude.

Fucker had it coming.

look up.

All thats going to happen is your going to be bounced about a bit before I slam dunk you in a convenient dumpster, where you belong...

You can be my minion and do some of my dirty work for me then, I might even recruit others too, then I can just sit back like a queen...

It stays until I get bored or something better comes to mind.

I'm done, probably get some emeralds but dont really care. Somehow got 65 energy bottles and still have 950 demon dolls and 300 large...