Cookius Monstarius's latest activity

@MANCID RILKO I sometimes do that with rice, start with diced onion and butter, add mild madras curry powder then garlic powder and...

@Weeg That wasn't an alien giving you an anal probe!

I gave you some cheese for your mice. Do your worst little fellas, chew through his wiring, bring his Internet down for us all

There it is again! Time to get the rat poison out.

Theres that squeaking noise again!

Ok, a tree-hugger with a micropud. Got it.

You posting on your phone? @SirSuperSouthern

Funny I can just hear a squeaking noise.

Who hasn't @Jack sucked up to? I mean there was Lily, Alticus, Bastard Factory, Biggie Dunce, The Cuntess, X, weeg, LettuceButt, Yo...

I pointed this out a month ago when he was sucking up to Fredricka. He stopped when he realised she was a hopeless drunkard and useless...

When you run, does it sound like two bull frogs high fiving down there?

This is your competition @Frood :LOL:

I alerted the media.

I have 310k coins and am almost fished with the ticket. I have the cost per book at the altar down to 2200, but its 50 stones a level now.