Recent content by Damaged Maven

Beagle? On a hot dog? That's a beating in Chicago.... Beagle on a hot dog? That's a beating in Chicago....

Yodeling was originally used to communicate over long distance. In rural America it was called hollering. It predates the telephone.

Pain sucks like eating crawfish.

Drinking some wine, eating some cheese, catching some rays. What's up with you, baby?

Pissed off, stressed to laudinum levels.

Water sports? Kinky....

Navy. And when you land a rhib on an isolated beach in Nicaraugua to work on armaments you show the safety is off and hope your shitty Spanish doesn't piss someone off.

No, that's not the clue. I was qualified with a 1911, Mossberg 500, m-14, m-16, and a few really dangerous tactical weapons that you don't know about. When all is said, I killed no one... that I know of... and I wouldn't brag about it if I did.

Yeah, no. I can handle a gun better than you. You know how I know? I haven't touched a firearm in 35 years, because I know what it does.

How much did those nugs cost?

Classic pickle spears. And kitty litter, it's important.

All right, mate. Never worked in a Navy yard, but I did 30 years in 3 of the major shipbuilders. The shipyard is a grueling, dirty place, and not everyone can deal with it. I worked alongside engineering jocks, tradesmen, and yes, bathroom cleaners. They all had my respect for doing shit that...

Finally...FINALLY... there's 2 ply nonskid at Food Lion.

30+ shots fired somewhere close, none at me... unless they can't aim... really, do people have nothing better to do?