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Look, im 45. I havent been a stripper in like 20 years. Have we entered the "let's shame sex workers!!" part already? No foreplay...

You know he is spent when he hits the "HAHA" like that lol. That's when he climaxes.

Im pretty sure he was asking you. There was a question mark.....usually that means its a question Id also like to know. Does your...

I do not have "clients", retard. But absolutely no one in this house smokes.

And yet, you're the only one who didn't understand the post and believed i was "signing" it. Did you do a dumb on purpose because you...

Like your pubic hair?

And youd lose horrible. I dont smoke, and my spoiled cats use Kitty Poo Club and the natural corn cob litter. Ive taken care of A LOT...

That's your upper lip, you old drunk.

I saw Blondie in 2010'ish, at an outdoor festival at a winery estate. They were very good.

My hair smells like Sheer Violet hair perfume. Just say you've never lived with a woman. I think you are the only one here who...

So this me at 17, drunk with my high school friends after a Misfits concert at Clutch Cargo in Pontiac. Which is a church now. Im the...

So true I just find a hair/body wash I like the smell of and I'm set, I buy separate shampoo and shit for the kids but for me I've...

He gets a really flakes scalp so I ordered him some biolage with zinc and he LOVES it. He has sensitive skin, so he gets these rough...

Yeah I mean....I just assumed its common knowledge. Men will wash their hair, body and face all with the same bottle of soap. I had...

I only learned this because I have a daughter or I'd have never known it either tbh.