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My left eyelid doesn't open as far as the right. The more stoned or drunk I am, the worse it is. All women have a hefy and a wimpy :LOL3:.

Im also a Leo who will be 44 soon.

Hiya Doves. All women have uneven boobs unless they've had 'em doctored.

You mean I just publically admitted my boobs are lopsided for naught?! Well, shit lol.

Everyone is lopsided like that. Some can be more noticeable in certain photos. If you saw a human who was perfectly symmetrical...

39 Here I am looking like I'm 40+ :LOL3:

Oh yeah? Well I was there when Enoch was taken to Anartica and shown where God put the Watchers in an icey prison. But I tell people...

As I've said many times on these forums, I am 12,637 years old. I was born in a cave in France and some old guy named TWAP chiseled my...

All that means is the cat knows you don't like cats so she fucks with you like a good troll would. By licking her asshole right next to...

Everytime my man hears this "music" coming from my phone he starts chuckling because he knows I'm about to go off on a racist tangent lol

Yes here it is. This shit haunts my algorithm lol

Well, I did include India and most of all Asia nuked. But you are correct. Those East Indian curry worshipping dogs are even worse...

I saw one with a guy literally bent down under a cows ass washing his head in its PISS.

I watched this goat herder wear this like tarp that he sleeps in, he wears it and just sleeps in it with the goats. Needless to say, the...