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I do like the lawn at least. I hate the damn carpet.

Several hours of serial killer level meticulous cleaning per week for shit i dont even want and the man doesnt even want. Its gonna...

I ripped out my old carpet last year and now have hard floors everywhere except the bedrooms. It's so much better. X is right about...

Which is why proper care is important. Daily vacuuming with a HEPA filtered vacuum. No shoes inside. Clean HVAC filters. Immediate spot...

Ever smell a fart? What do you think that is?

Sure when you havent bought 8 new appliances, a new roof, a new chimney, a new HVAC, a new sump pump system and a water line repair...

Its better to be wanted for murder, then not be wanted at all

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.” The bartender asks, “What’s with the big...

X claims not to like birds but he's been known to kiss a cockatoo.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. The future, the present...

I installed the hardwood floors in our Great Room, our main floor Family Room, and our Master Bedroom. They are very similar to...

I grew up in a house that had carpet in every room including the kitchen and bathroom. Thats a generational thing. My grandma raised...

The entire shout box is just X, drooling on himself. He must he close.

Not with proper feminine hygiene and a well balanced PH. In fact my man commented that he wasn't expecting it to be in the same...

"DEFLECTING" Because people are OBLIGATED to immediately provide answers about their SEX LIFE to random, unhinged perverts online...