Recent content by Master Pu

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here. There isn't much fiber in watermelon it's mostly WATER. And I'm not a big fan anyway. Hey, did you sit on that 40 afterward? Did your 'friend' poke you with it? Either way that bottle...

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm gonna check the liquor store tomorrow see if I can pick up a 40 of something and take a drink down memory lane. If I eat watermelon it's usually the small round...

Only dude ever known to take a bus and get turned on by a sesame street billboard. Jesus

8th day and nothing to report. As expected-

Oh yeah, because that's what I would say. The Ukraine thing is an add in I wouldn't have pulled that out of my ass on the fly quick enough but the rest would have poured out.

Okay, okay. Back on track brahs @Frood @SirSuperSouthern ANYTIME you two bIg mouth faggots. I guaranfuckintee neither one of these two lightloafers has written shit for this stupid match and the first posts are gonna really suck ass and I am going to drill these two 'flamers' every time they...

Like I said years ago, if you were in NYC we'd of already met.

I bet his Murse collection is bigger!

Hmm. More layers of the onion to peel. Stop worrying about my hardwood. It works just fine. I just saw a picture of @The Cuntess 's cleavage.

I see you have a Girl Scout fetish, and a fascination with Peppermint Patty. I'm thinking the former is indeed a cookie fetish, as you're a rather portly fellow, and you like fellows in general. What sick goings ons you have with those cookies I do not know and I don't want to know, but please...

He ain't gonna post until SSS does. As challenger StirSouper should post, especially so since he cried about it so much to get it set up his way, and especially so since he called 'no run-ins', which is a pussy move in most cases with a few exceptions and this isn't one of them. In addition...

See! Perfect gobly-gooc. I'm sure S'cunt can rearrange something similar into some(Sum) form of coherency for the match. Good show!

Imagine if Frood really spent a few hours on a scroll bomb and SSS doesn't show? Lulz