Recent content by Master Pu

Maybe it seems like 20+ years but I'm about 4 years short. {fuckin' Hells Angel Earl is laughing at me from his grave the bastid}

After I finish with yo momma I will do that.

@Cookius Monstarius Brah, ask your Teethe when the Summer Solstice is I forget?

Yea he fell off his chair drunk off that poofie Pimms that's why his mouth looks like a second Stonehenge.

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here. There isn't much fiber in watermelon it's mostly WATER. And I'm not a big fan anyway. Hey, did you sit on that 40 afterward? Did your 'friend' poke you with it? Either way that bottle...

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm gonna check the liquor store tomorrow see if I can pick up a 40 of something and take a drink down memory lane. If I eat watermelon it's usually the small round...

Only dude ever known to take a bus and get turned on by a sesame street billboard. Jesus

8th day and nothing to report. As expected-

Oh yeah, because that's what I would say. The Ukraine thing is an add in I wouldn't have pulled that out of my ass on the fly quick enough but the rest would have poured out.

Okay, okay. Back on track brahs @Frood @SirSuperSouthern ANYTIME you two bIg mouth faggots. I guaranfuckintee neither one of these two lightloafers has written shit for this stupid match and the first posts are gonna really suck ass and I am going to drill these two 'flamers' every time they...

Like I said years ago, if you were in NYC we'd of already met.

I bet his Murse collection is bigger!

Hmm. More layers of the onion to peel. Stop worrying about my hardwood. It works just fine. I just saw a picture of @The Cuntess 's cleavage.

I see you have a Girl Scout fetish, and a fascination with Peppermint Patty. I'm thinking the former is indeed a cookie fetish, as you're a rather portly fellow, and you like fellows in general. What sick goings ons you have with those cookies I do not know and I don't want to know, but please...