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  1. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    The only thing your tickling is between your legs. And knowing you there's a little bell pierced there, 'ding-a-ling ding ding' (lower case because it's a small bell). Me, I would need a cow bell sized dinger, but not to brag..
  2. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    D Don't give me any ideas. Bradley iInternational Airport is ten minutes away.
  3. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    You don't need to say it babe, We're well past that point.
  4. Master Pu

    Ask me anything while I’m getting my toes did

    Exactly. That Shadow trying to screw with your mind. Or, He thought you were Frood. Froodie eats halal guaranteed
  5. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    Froo knew! Dancing like an Egyptian on Coke, Froodus gyrated so fast his gash became penis again, And the little penai yelled 'Shadow Person Show Yourself!' The room went dim. The partiers hushed. A scent of insence permeated the space. And among the shadows a darker shadow emerged. Vitriol...
  6. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    Go fuck yourself. I have no time for your nonsense. There are more important tasks on my agenda like continuing Froodly's saga.
  7. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    I give the Flamers, so called, {'Flamers' means faggots btw, but nonetheless} Their due, Doo to the amount of entertainment I've been given over the years, At their expense. So 'legendary' status is awarded but loosely based.
  8. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    Anyway, search on YouTube for art bell and Malachi Martin. The exorcist priest. Classic. I'm out gotta moto. PEACE!
  9. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    Jesus Christ. There's no question at all you were a regular caller. Art had you on speed dial.
  10. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    He had the same southern accent but his voice was a little stronger. It was him.
  11. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    'Mostly' exactly. You're a Shadow Person! That WAS you!! I knew it! Ha! How many times you talk to Art over the years?
  12. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    It was whack. I was listening to an old Art Bell 'Coast to Coast AM' broadcast from 1997 the other night and a caller talking about 'shadow people' sounded like a younger Vitty. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was him.
  13. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    I think this thread says something different. Regardless, Don't get so upset. 'We' are fond of you Froodle. Embrace it! Any attention is good attention- Here anyway.
  14. Master Pu

    Gimme questions...

    Pal, I laughed out loud twice. That's more than funny. You have a deadpan delivery. Sooner or later I'll think of a funny question to ask. I haven't thought of one yet. I didn't say it was bad btw
  15. Master Pu

    'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

    Good!