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I need to borrow a few years off him and Dick Van Dyke. Jesus they are hogging time on us all. You'd think they could share some years

Mel Brooks 100 and directing. You knows its gonna be awesome.

I had a bunch of it on me burgers today and I feel just fine. Fake news. Its something else in the foods at Taco Bell and the like

team NOT time wtf

Always a good time. Can't wait to see Moranis again in the new Spaceballs

I'm shy X. BUT slowly cumming out of my shell

I kinda think she has the kink where she is his daughter and she is a virgin... Shudders

Careful what you say about Trump or Dove will blast yo ass write a thousand page book on why you are wrong and he is the greatest...

Couple Angus burgers with almost all the fixins. No ketchup though. I always forget something when I go grocery shopping. Awesomely...

Don't judge. They can be quite comfortable to wear and sure beats running to the bathroom at 3 a.m. Karly my wife thinks I look sexy in...

Natural. Just like that time I walked on you on your knees begging Corset Kat for her period blood to drink bathe in while in Church...

Twizzlers. Freaking bag is almost already gone. WTF? sometimes I wonder maybe aliens are amongst us. I swear I didn't eat them all and...

So the Saudi's will nuke Iran and the U.S. and Trump won't have to get their hands dirty much longer. Brilliant...

Saving the other barrel for his lover @Adam You could always give em both for lulz before bedtime

Thats it I've had enough of you. Time to give you some color for that bald spot of yours. Ahhh have my latest poo for your toupee. Enjoy...