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It's kind of Western cannon now...

I had something witty to reply with but I lost it. My wife flashed me a piece of fresh toast and butter, gripped by her toes.

She reserves that right solely for herself...

I assumed you shave everything, including your tail.

You know what, fuck the both of you. I know what this is. This is the both of you wanting to talk about feet and toes again. What is...

Frogs don't really have feet though... so it's all toes.

Does my head include my body now? Wow... you give good head, Frogstomp!

Every time I have to pay for fishing bait, I stew for a bit.

Phone camera zooms play tricks with perceptions..

Um... what part of electric razor don't you get? I'm hair liberated. I treat head hair like poison ivy or how the white cuck...

And then?

The electric razor does that before I get a chance to.

...and thennnnnn?

Baking soda and vinegar.... ...it's going to go off!

Impressions... I'm just a buff version of a social commentator from the burbs of Chi, yo...