Frood's latest activity

Or she wakes up and slaps me

I'm off. Wife is asleep. I downloaded a peeing mp3 and will play it on loop quietly till she wets herself.

Climate change is a scam for suckers.

Jack likes to fetch sticks? Who is a good boy...

Hey Rancito. Nevermind Jacksie. He's got his menses

My dog is a terminator unit.

Filled the kitty litter tray with coco pops last week. The dog went nuts.

I do this thing where when she's in a hot shower, I sneak in, part the curtain, and pee on her leg. Depending on the temp and colour, it...

Weak stomach...

Vomited everywhere including my side of the bed.

I put 3 bags of fart bomb in her pillow case and detonated them while she was sleeping.

I sometimes go to far with prankings.

Yes, she's goofy. We're goofy.

Self defence...

Her fault for sneaking up on me.