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You're blind drunk most of the time and can't read or write properly. It's amusing once in awhile but shameful if it's often. You need...

Have you ever stuffed your purple pussy lips down your Doc Martins and slingshotted bowling balls at your well to do neighbours?

Somebody tell Sloshy McPissedflaps that I uncorked a bottle of whisky and I'm about to have a quiet one.

Fred's gypsy piss lipped ancestors were from a-rock...

Mam-ite you mean?

Yet specifically designed black period panties are a thing marketed to you yeasty crotch bleeders.

He must be really constipated if he can't log on.

Yes

I'm multilingual, so....

Going to roast a bag of carrots and a sweet potato, some garlic and onions as well, for a creamy soup with butter, chicken stock...

I made spaghetti bolognaise.

Same same.

I'm making a second sandwich.

Why didn't Locustbug's mother and father (aka her uncle and aunt, by default) not smother her after hearing the first retarded word she...