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When we lose consciousness for good, we all shit and piss ourselves. I'm just lucky I didn't need to poo! :LOL3:

Frantically fumbling in the dark looking for the toilet because you just woke and are busting seems right on the money if you stumble...

Shit happens. Shit can still be funny.

Is what it is...

When you run, does it sound like two bull frogs high fiving down there?

You're blind drunk most of the time and can't read or write properly. It's amusing once in awhile but shameful if it's often. You need...

Have you ever stuffed your purple pussy lips down your Doc Martins and slingshotted bowling balls at your well to do neighbours?

Somebody tell Sloshy McPissedflaps that I uncorked a bottle of whisky and I'm about to have a quiet one.

Fred's gypsy piss lipped ancestors were from a-rock...

Mam-ite you mean?

Yet specifically designed black period panties are a thing marketed to you yeasty crotch bleeders.

He must be really constipated if he can't log on.

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