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Like your pool boy Diego in your Candyvan? I wouldn't know. I have mace in my purse and it only takes a kilo or two of pressure to rip...

I work hard. Don't you?

Turn it up...

Ok... to save us from Holliday's bland offering:

He's got a shrine of buried buoys all along the edge.

Seamajor loves his new buoys. But he has to bury them after they sink in the pool.

Our drunk "English" is far more elevated than your sober "Engrish". :AttaBoi:

So you're not a "Sea Major" because you've never ventured out much past a harbour or coastline! Thank you for confirming what I'd...

My children excel at languages but not "Engrish", bucko...

I'd use the midget's oily skin as a makeshift gasket....

I ordered a huge lock picking training pack off Amazon to teach my youngest. Also a knot tying kit.

If I've never done something before I search engine it and/or ask somebody who knows what not to do, then the job typically gets done.

Did you subscribe in Engrish?

Frank thinks you're a creep too...

Have you ever shat over the side of your boat or dumped effluent?