LOOK AT COUNT COCKULA TALKING ABOUT THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING TED TALK MOTHERFUUUUUUCK!!!
IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCK SOMETHING, THEN SUCK MY ASSHOLE, VLAD!!!
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN RULE OVER IS MY BALLSACK OVER YOUR NOSE FUCKIN' CHOMO!
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PUT YOU IN HIGH HEELS...