LOOK AT COUNT COCKULA TALKING ABOUT THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING TED TALK MOTHERFUUUUUUCK!!!
IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCK SOMETHING, THEN SUCK MY ASSHOLE, VLAD!!!
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN RULE OVER IS MY BALLSACK OVER YOUR NOSE FUCKIN' CHOMO!
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PUT YOU IN HIGH HEELS...
IT'S A STRAIGHTFORWARD QUESTION YOU FUCK!!! ONLY FUCKING NERDS TALK LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT @Seamajor MEANT WHEN HEY ASKED HOW IMPORTANT TIME IS, YOU TURDSUCKER!!!
CAN YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING OR ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER IT LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING SECOND-RATE...
FUCKING TOFU BURGER ON A BAGEL BUN, AND ANOTHER TOFU BURGER ON A PREZEL BREAD BUN!!!!! WITH SOUR CREAM AND ONION VEGAN CHIPS!!!!! IT'S FUCKING FIRE AFTER DRINKING A LITER OF RED WINE!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I WON 80K FROM THE CHEIFS BEATING THE BILLS... HAHAHAHA BILLS, FUCKIN' LOSERS.
YEAH, IT WAS PRETEND MONEY, BUT WHATEVER, STILL WON.
BESIDES, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SPORTS ANYWAY BUT FUCK THE BILLS.
DALLAS COWBOYS 4LIFE.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I DIDN'T SPELL ADRENAL RIGHT THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVE AN EDITING FUNCTION ON THE STATUS UPDATES!!!!
IT IS 3 IN THE MORNING AND I'M DRINKING A 16OZ ENERGY DRINK THAT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT ME ANYMORE BECAUSE MY ADELINE GLANDS HAVE MOST LIKELY SHUT DOWN. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNLESS YOU'VE HAD THE NUTS TO POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THIS THREAD THEN YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR FILTHY FUCKING MOUTHS CLOSED ABOUT OTHERS YOU PIECE OF FUCKS!!!
I GET THE FINEST PUSSY. 2 BITCHES.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!