Recent content by Kingoffrogs

Tf is that rancid

It's a Budgett's frog. They are ferocious.

I have done a lot of things, but I have never had sex In a moving car.

@UncleDiLF I peed out my ass

just ate a half of a steak burrito, i think i might be cumming

This is my first time ating after 28 hours so I feel like i'm drunk right now

burrito from chipotle with a double serving of our FRESHLY MARINATED adobo steak, our FRESH MADE guacomole and pico de gaillo and fajita veggies

At least spiritually

I'm a bit crunk right now

I am not sure why people hate on you, on the blue cashew ioo might call you SENILE JOE (another TRUTH BOMB, reatrd hjoe seem cool to me

Hi joe

I'm not a big wine guy, I prefer beer when I am not drinking BODKA BLASTS (Baja blats and vodka, perfect drink for t hose 18-25.) but I will see if I can make that next time I have wine on hand, thanks!

Caipirinha 1/2 medium lime, plus lime wheel for garnish 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 teaspoons superfine sugar, to taste 2 ounces cachaça Putting this here as a note to self for later...

Go shawty, it's ya brithday!

@BadBrad I'm glad you are back :)