Larry Loungelizard's latest activity

Eff off, Madam Shitler.

My parents were too cheap to let me get limo service.

When I was a kid, I had to walk seven miles to school, uphill, fight off grizzlies that wanted my lunch, in 10 feet tall snow drifts.

Then why are you here, Mr. Matchbox?

Tell those people that I'm very sorry for being such an asswipe. Once I get a couple of beers in me, I tend to raise my level of douchebag.

If there was a poll for dumbest post of the day, you'd win.

Deport more democrats and the numbers will get better!! MAGA!!!

@Jack, :LOL3:

I thought Satan was the enemy.

And Mars bars.

I hear that the fifth hole on the golf course has some wicked bunkers... ... filled with bodies.

Does Hitler still live there?

Yeah, that ninth inning was unbelievable.