Larry Loungelizard's latest activity

Did you have your sense of humor surgically removed?

Am I carrying a sign that says "Stupid people, please say stupid shit to me."? I suppose that is what I get for replying to....

Ok, maybe that dude was texting while driving, but he doesn't deserve to get shot.

No yuo....

Settle down, you dope. Not everything is about you.

Wrong.

With Arizona losing consecutive games, they've fallen from first to fourth in the current poll. Karma can be a major league bitch...

Since 1999, approximately about 1.25 million people have died on American roads, but I don't recall that there is a War on Bad Driving...

At least rum will be cheaper.

Probably smoking as much crack as the federal government.

I wonder if this means I will not be invited to his place for 2 weeks every August.... I always had a good time there, but to be...