Recent content by Martini

Dayum. Ain't coming back from that......

Who the fuck is that idiot and why should I care?

Well, Piper was supposedly raped into pro wrestling by Pat Patterson, so I can't understand whatever demons he had that he was fighting his entire life. Legend has it he lived the ric flair lifestyle getting blitzed every night without the complete lack of responsibility Flair displayed, so...

I fucking wish. I vividly remember streaming Tie Fighter on Justin.TV which is now Twitch back in the day to around 40 ppl which in 2025 terms would be around 4k. Never should have started bartending. I knew streaming was the next big thing only because theres alot of ppl who would rather...

Holy shit that's alot of money. You only pay my internet, I'm feeling a little short changed here......

But was she wearing a bra?

" But your honor, her nipples were perked out. I just had to take a photo!! That coffee didn't pay for itself, you know"

Maybe massages from men in the future? (Shrugs)

You're kind of right. An "intimate" photo would be a photo inside her workplace. While not a "federal" crime it's a breech of some protocol. Admin, you sort of fucked up here.

Lol wat? Always remember this for the future; You are surrounded by fucking idiots, then me, Flynn, Flea, and Murdy. Do not ever forget that. You cannot file a report, that girl could if she felt whatever that idiot is doing is harassment and even then the cops will just tell her to close her...

Like the incel shit your pulling on Admin? Take into consideration the guy, no matter how stupid it was, posted up pics of a rub and tugger and for some stupid reason you have escalated it to creepy, PI farming involving nobody who actually posts here. That's stupid, low hanging 2007 fruit and...

Bruh, that falls on you. Next time don't post up personal shit in an environment filled with incels.

Epsteinicus needs to reinvent himself into a full blown heel. Like, make videos talking to his porn VHS tapes, and holding them up to his ear while looking into the camera saying "did you hear what she said" then laugh sinisterly. Nobody will know what it means and nobody will care, but at...

COE33 is such a meh game. I thought Metaphor was so good, tho. Last I heard about Gary he tightened his bandana too much on his walking stick while hunting "coons" for supper. I guess ensure is a better alternative to rubbing corn bread on his hair to Grease a pan. Good for him. Iron Mouse was...

Yeah...... From personal experience, Roddy Piper was a piece of shit. The only time I met him he was pilled up, stank like warm asshole, and had his handler demand the autograph money like a fucking idiot. I have zero respect for cripples who became crippled on their own stupidity who are...