Recent content by Martini

Are you serious? That slob can hardly bend over to tighten the velcro on his shoes.

I can see it now.... A bunch of cowboy hat wearing braizers being lifted onto the SS biggie while hes yelling "toot" out an empty toliet paper roll swinging brooms made out of tumbleweeds and sticks.....

Flea, save the big booty latinas.

ICE needs emergency human flotation devices?

Flea gonna be stealing all the fucking nikes off all the illegals now. That's a ridiculous side hustle

Faggot dyslexia strikes down hard again within the queer Arnie Grape of this forums mentally condomised brain. Here, faggot, here's a picture for you. Hopefully you understand; More your fucking speed with alot less words.

I sure as shit don't. Once I watched one of the cooks eat those nasty fuckers out the bag, he saw me looking at him then pointed the bag at me like "help yourself". I shook my head and was like "not today, humberto, not to tomorrow or the next day"....

I'll die on the hill that Mexicans do the worst jobs out there and not only bust their asses, but take pride in their work. They made them burgers look like the ones in the menu pictures, you know. My only issue was the guy's eating those red peppers like potato chips while on break. Like...

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim? Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no white guy was going into that hell pit during the summer. Shit, they would come up to the bar to wring out their shirts and ask me to make them milkshakes. Who...

And homemade tamales they spent the entire day making.

I fucking agree. Great music, hot women, and if you fall on your face drunk they pick you up and give you a beer.

Sure. But most cultures don't cry when you buy them one for their birthdays....

I'm not lying. The molcajete is a weapon in the hands of the white Mexican women. One time I was sick and she offered to use her molcajete to grind down the pills for me then got mad when I said I'd snort it if she did it. Or the one time she took me to a street party and some drunk dropped...

Idk. My Mexican white ex used to grind the shit out of stuff with her molcajete every time she got mad. I'd be playing fortnite then all of a sudden that sound would echo and I'm thinking to myself "wtf did I do now".....

Be thankful. Sooner or later it will trend again.