Recent content by Marv

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    Then why are you on my profile?

    Then why are you on my profile?
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    You probably ate it with that big mouth.
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    Blind huh? It was you who told me I posted in the immigration thread about codes, when I never did such a thing. You still going with "blind" as an insult, Chompy?
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    *You're Or do you blame your phone for your shitty grammar? Also, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, so there's that.
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    The tough chick shtick is played out. It was played out when all the goth forums shut down. 2005 called, it wants its 'tude' back, you cornball. Wow.
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    Mona's pics aren't anything special. Back in the day, she'd probably have gotten a 5 on Hot or Not. Remember that site? You can tell she loves compliments from desperate internet losers. It looks like the laser hair removal worked for a few days though.
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    God, no. I haven't had my shots.
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    Yeah, Mona's got some fire, with or without hair (laser surgery helps in that area). Definitely a good choice for the Woo.
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    Post a Picture of Yourself!

    lol @ people who still use Photobucket. Do you also log on with AOL? "You've got fail."
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    Hey, don't put yourself down. All that body hair doesn't disqualify you.
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    Allow myself to properly introduce myself...

    Are there even three women here, irrespective of luck levels? I'm just saying - if you bag any, be sure to check their undercarriages before getting too excited. Some guy named dumbHELL assured me this place is a snausage fest.
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    Hey.

    /me relaxes his chest to normal size. Phew. So if you've seen all this before, there's no sense in carrying on like a caveman? What a relief. Oh, I'm a bastard alright... I've even registered on this forum a few times over the years - always with a different intro style, but never managed to...
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    Hey.

    Lame. You're not much better than an Rx spammer, you know that? I think I'll call you dumbHELL.
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    Hey.

    No? How about fuckwit? Mong? Window licker? Which one do you want as your nickname from this point forward? Maybe one that exemplifies your lack of knowledge about insults, because believe me, "WE are all laughing at you" is bottom of the barrel stuff. I really should be nicer to you in...
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    Hey.

    Hey dropkick, this is my party. Get sucked into a jet engine or something. Hmm. But it does beg the question whether or not 'Kat' will ban me, as there's nothing in the world that could make me suck up to another person, especially not on a shit-talking forum. You want an intro, do ya...