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I’m beautiful, smart and funny as fuck. Fuck off, Buffalo Bill

@Cookius Monstarius Brah, ask your Teethe when the Summer Solstice is I forget?

Yea he fell off his chair drunk off that poofie Pimms that's why his mouth looks like a second Stonehenge.

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here. There isn't much fiber in...

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm...

Only dude ever known to take a bus and get turned on by a sesame street billboard. Jesus

Still quiet on the Western Front.

8th day and nothing to report. As expected-

Oh yeah, because that's what I would say. The Ukraine thing is an add in I wouldn't have pulled that out of my ass on the fly quick...

Benzo. I’m dead serious too

Okay, okay. Back on track brahs @Frood @SirSuperSouthern ANYTIME you two bIg mouth faggots. I guaranfuckintee neither one of these...

You just made me think of that Marvin Gaye song. Distant lovers

Like I said years ago, if you were in NYC we'd of already met.