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  1. Master Pu

    My Sexy Feet

    First off get some sun. Second, why are you being driven around? With your nasty wraith-like feets on the dash? And without any tanlines on those whitefish there's no way you wear sandals, so why the jewelry? {Flynn is a white onion with many stinky layers}
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    Hello. My name is Flynn.

    Huge pain. Then there's the problem if it's plastic which causes static electricity to blow around the grounds and makes a mess. Next one will be glass, and cost about a hundred bucks. Which I don't want to spend on a grinder. Not yet anyway. Peets Big Bang is good if you want super caffeinated...
  3. Master Pu

    Hello. My name is Flynn.

    I use the same sometimes. The Major is very good. I perc my coffee. Farberware. I grind some as well but it's a pain in the ass and I can't tell the difference.
  4. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    Just with fruit actually, which makes it a tart I guess. The Philo dough and the egg wash trick to seal it was the best part.
  5. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    Ah ha classic hun. Good teefs yes. Beautiful as always!
  6. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    Yea Freddy it's you. Had to be sure with all the imposters out there. How's the pasty baking going?
  7. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    There's a new photo of Flea? I'll get right on that, thanks brah for the info- {Occasionally there's a gemstone in a pile of shit, but who the fuck wants to sift through it all to find it? Sometimes you just get lucky}
  8. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    @Garraty_47
  9. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    @Adam Hitler I came back on my own. Just like wrestling, You can't be missed if never gone. How's @x these days? Still sand in his vagina?? He's like Flynn 'cept Flynn gots sand plastered to his nutsack constantly. Probably shakes it on after a shower.
  10. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    You just described Mulder. No more tatercus between his legs ha
  11. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    I'm around. The worm turned and back in the saddle. I wish the weather would cooperate I had to lay salt on the ice in my driveway this morning fucke up this late in the year.
  12. Master Pu

    Stop Following Me Alticus, You Fucking Weirdo.

    Vocaroo. I had to search it out.