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Then find them. I don't play this game any longer.

I'll give you this one: https://www.mumsnet.com/articles/most-popular-baby-names-uk Now, that took me all of 2 seconds or so to find...

Nope. You have just as much access to news sources local to you as I do, if not more. If I know these things while you don't, either...

When I was 8 and we visited Nye Beach. Is it ever acceptable to run into a restaurant, jump up on an unoccupied table, shout, "PORK?!!"...

Yes, particularly among Christians. "I'll pray for you" is exactly equal to, "I won't do shit, but best of luck with my imaginary...

And denying it over and over again doesn't make it false. Baby name popularity stats are known. So are U.K. cops' proclivities for...

lmfao

Shit, it's a miracle I didn't die. A few dozen different times, a few dozen different ways.

The last time I saw a doctor was... 20 years ago, because of a brown recluse bite?

I dunno. Probably?

I have 20/60. In my good eye. Corrected. lulz

Now start with that dad joke, then just let it continue to accumulate corn and cheese until it's a 15 page Monty Python shooting script...

A simple joke that just keeps snowballing to greater heights of intricacy and surreality.

That. Bizarrely intricate imagined absurdist situations like that.

= empty noise. That was, indeed, plenty 'simple'.