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You goddamned punny dadjoke making masshole. I nearly spit out my left hand brewing peanut butter stout craft brew.

LotusPud :LOL3:

Say it ain't so Lotus? Say you're not a strap on pegging perdition to married male cuck's virgin assholes? How many times did you plug...

I hope he's banking that $$$ because his body won't take that toll forever.

So union then. Still def dangerous. I've seen many an oil rig horror story. Risky & rewarding.

Lighten up adam francis. SB need not be inflammatory.

Longahoremen work like 6 months on the 6 months off?

Mine is 28 Flea. Time flies when we're having fun.

As long as your son isn't Michael Myers then you did a decent job Cuntess. No worries.

LotusBud has Life Alert. As her sugardaddy I paid for it myself. But I did get the temu version so if she tries to call 911 she may...

Nice try holocaust denier! I got a punching bag with your face on it. I'm too lazy to throw fists so just rubbing my ass on your...

I like Fredricka actually. I like her like the last time I stepped on a thumbtack and immediately wondered when my last tetanus shot...

Humor can be stupid & purposely meaningless without having a point. Different strokes for different folks. I think abstract art is...

So Lily is now back. And her back is hairy. And Jack is now out. Out of the closet. Too gay?

One wonders if Lotus goes to the fiction section expecting truth? Is it just me or did anyone else as a kid mix up nonfiction &...