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The Best Poster of This Nanosecond? Already prolapsed. Can you feel them protruding? Sewing the seeds of blood vessels. Clotting...

Paid? Jeesus Horatio Christ even where in the world is carmen sandiego couldn't find mod pay for where's waldo. One of the biggest...

Flynn is balsamic, Meats are too, Dressings are toppings, I want Flynn to top "Me Too". Too rapey? Married with Children wife's name...

I will. Little Miss Fredrick Sat on her broomstick Eating her bangers and mash.... Along came a spider and sat down beside her, She...

Yeah, well bud, you're supposed to do that with something other than your lolling bloated tongue, which incidently is slithering towards...

The problem with lutes is that they come with strings attached.

White van? Flynn been watching too many 'Man With a Van' on Investigative Discovery shows. I only like a penis on a woman like you...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Chasms are wide, And your brainstems are too.

Weight. Where you going? Hold down my face with your ass. Because it's on cloud nine seeing you. Every. Single. Time. Holla!

I don't know if Jack could smack a broad side of a barn. He's more missus than hits. Hi Jack!

You say sniffing dick like it's a bad thing?

Babe I'm harmless as a dove but not Dove because obvi she's an ongoing threat to democracy or sum such. Blah blah.

I'm not here to fuck people. I'm here to fuck people up. En masse if necessary. Girl please. Know better.

I have a "bottom", vote for me