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If Greek chicks would land their seat of democracy in my face, I would be forever grateful.

Κλείσε την τηλεόραση ... Close the TV

*by now

Do you know the Greeks say close the tv instead of turn the tv off? You probably do ny now.

Yeah I don't have it.

So what did the mod button look like? Was it big and shiny?

Bent but still pussy bound.

Or Straight of Peyronie's curved cock.

Strait of Hormuz should be Straight of Murica.

Word to the bloody wise.

Tampax has wings but can't fly.

Nice elder abuse lame you ageist asshole! I'm reporting you to the Department of AGING!!!!!

When I log in here, I'm usually having a couple of drinks. This is the only closing song I know, and will always be the only one for me.

Nothing to be ashamed of. I post buzzed because if not buzzed I see no reason to post. To each their own. Do what you love. Love...

I don't care what you want. I was drunk and went from smartass to I love the following people. FML.