Recent content by MrNiceGuy

So.... Sydney Sweeney is conservative! So... Sydney Sweeney is for eugenics! So... Sydney Sweeney is Margaret Sanger! MUHAHAHAHAHA !!!! Irony tastes so delicious! Have some! I brought enough for everybody!

People on reddit trolling to be the thing that gives them the most cred. Sad sacks all. Be yourself best & fuck the rest. Cut & dry.

I had a 98 Jeep Cherokee Sport all aluminum heads... which means something to gearheads but nothing to me who lives to chew up the bigger scenery than Gary Numan 'Cars'. But can you drive? I find humor in people who stomp the gas pedal, cut across multiple lanes in front of me to the exit ramp...

There's no shame in our game. Dudes been raw dogging life since the dawn of dudes.

I may drag my wife to this. Much to her chagrin. There's atually one of those outdoor giant projection theaters near us which would be perfect for a dumb comedy like this. And I may even steal a kiss or two. Like a rogue bandit.

It was dissapointing enough on dvd, Babe. Dude Where's My Car is not worth the effort to etch a record to make a recording of the words... let alone the visuals. Or did you mean the new Naked Gun?

I clicked on Phase 2 & found out it's a link to Temu. Prowler is a manchurican candidate communist chinese plant. Like spotted lantern flies.

Kirk, If I send you a PM which would be the first in forever would you cuddle with me? And not leave in the morning? DON'T LEAVE ME ALYANA!

So this abstract art then? Art without talent. This could be Prowler staring at his schedule. Or his set list. If you want to know how to play piano without knowing how to play piano then I can show you via a vocaroo the fullest extent of my tosspot roadkill bottom feeding diet of constant...

Can you sign my tablature book? I can't read music like you can't read English.

Vanilla is the second most expensive spice in the world after saffron & Prowler is the first most vanilla poster in the world by bland fucktardary. Thank god he has a better half or I would weep for him. Truly.

I really want to go buy a table saw again and find cheap or free junk skids to make Adirondack chairs out of them but my son works third shift and sleeps during the day so I can't really.... Family comes first. Or so I keep having to tell my selfish self.

Pretty rad & righteous post. For a square. I remember the movie 'Dude Where's My Car' and not being impressed with they got tattoos and just kept repeating, sweet... what's my say... dude... what's mine say.... sweet... yada yada yada. Thank god for the Liam Neeson Naked Gun reboot because...

To be fair I'm not a weed guy. I'm to mellow to be mollowed. Beer is tastier.

Remind me when we are sexting again? My dementia alzheimer's is flaring up. You're the nice lady with Estonian roots and a tight budoir, yes?