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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Embrace the suck man. It's the epiphany of life's dirges.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    JACK don't laugh. An ass tasted is better than a wasted ass. (Left untasted.) Fredricka. Let's soup SPOON.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Everyone speaks their own language. If you truly care to understand them. I would rather be full of empathy than apathy.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Sooooo there's a chance?
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Nick was a Cave. He sang a Johnny Cash ditty.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Judgemental dudes seem to blame holes for depth. I'd rather swan dive to see how deep the hole goes. Am I meek to inheret the earth or merely meek to inheret pussay weak ineffectual dudes judge problematic? Their loss.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Should my cock BRACE for impact? Like invisalign? Sorry Fredericka. Couldn't resist. Sorry Garraty. Sechs uall preference bod I lee reefer ence numero two hundred AND fifty one. I once had a math teacher who hated when people would say something like two hundred AND fifty one, instead of...
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    Well we all are losing it. Women less than dudes. Eunichs with lopped off balls kept their hair back in the day so it's not a surprise. I figure Tom Cruise got a prescrip blocker from late 20s onward because as soon or sooner than 30 years of age, a dude's hair is retreating off our heads...
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Sorry I didn't get the pickleball pic. I lived in Florida for a time so I know pickleball but isn't Prowler in Canada? Must be indoor pickleball there as they only have like two warm days a year. Pickleball in Canada is like having an outdoor swimming pool in North Dakota. Total waste of $$$...
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    Free at last, free at last

    Props. It's easier to watch a rat race than be in one. I was a trainer at work for awhile until a transfer. It's not for everyone but everybody has to start somewhere so taking it head-on requires utmost patience above all else. Remember the Seinfeld in which Jerry says, "I don't want to be...
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    Poltical memes. Its a good time for this.

    Maybe Trump in his own stupid egregious way is getting everyone involved in politics. Even those who didn't notice it before. Two sides to every coin.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    250? I stopped posting in 2005 for about 10 years. You think you're bored? You get what life gives you or you get out there and make your life about finding something else. Complaining isn't something else. It's nothing else. Maybe Prowler's assboxing was horse. No need to bash me, bro...
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    Remember the one Jackass skit they shaved their pubes and stuck it on the one guy as a beard and he didn't know? Curly would give it away methinks.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    So is Prowler a pickle or a cactus with no prick? So punny. My dad jokes are all yolk & no filler.
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    Welcome... The Prowler

    It's not that Prowler can't be a decent poster. But just posting how you got up, combed your hair, brushed your teeth and played guitar before zipping off in your vette is just artificial intelligence trying to sound genuine. He didn't even try to pretend he ate any ass. So fake. How do...