Recent content by MrNiceGuy

So this guy lost plots. Subservient to retardation. I won't body shame nor brain cell shame but in the grand scheme.... this dude has a plehora of oppos for improvements of brains.

I want to get our sig others to shut up as we press lips & our husbands blank oblivion stare forevers a ville. Can my tongue meander into your sexy throat, Flynner? Lewis & Clark Babes. I'm mapping your esophagus. It is veraciously sexy. Boom chaka laka.

Trolling is a mental illness because it is asking a question to provoke a response vs asking a question to seek answers.

Prowler vocaroos as well as I shit solids. Oh he's banned? Mock surprise.

So you're a lady or with a lady mentality. No probs, girlfriend. Dudes have egos like puzzles have corner pieces. We build ourselves to survive. We are useful. And if not then we drop off. Simple as. Men aren't deep. We are wide. If you know you know. If you don't you're lost on an...

Eyes Wide Shut. Kubrick's Cube.

High taxes. High traffic. Highfalutin. Close enough.

Class ceiling vs glass ceiling. Beware man. You're being wise with dad jokes. It is a step up you can never step down from. Beast mode.

Cough syrup/blackberry brandy... same difference.

Close but no cigars as you didn't include the fortnite beevis & butthead humor so rampant within the current crop of COD fuckstix.

My dad claimed blackberry brandy as an alternative to benadryl but to each their own. Feel your own feelz.

Obvi the best holiday is Christmas when given gifts & the worst holiday is a centurion with excess candles melting the most diverse of battering cakes And how do we whistle? Put our lips together. Aaaaaand blow.

The craft beer I just sipped makes your canned response akin to a Bartles & James swine cooler. So what is the Best Holliday anyway? I bet on birthdays... because one day closer to demise. But I'm a sarcastic optimist. Feel me?

Dearest Flynn, Artificial intellegence is artificial. Therefore fake. I.e... not real. Therefore not real intelligence. Did you ever smell a rose? Ever smell an artificial rose? I could go head to head with ai. Diversity in trucking vs cdls given to dumpster fire murderers. Jesus H it isn't...

We both have things to say. Whether you could follow along is inconsequential.