Recent content by Not Alex Jones

Finally, someone who gets it. Thank you, Lily. It's refreshing to see a well-mannered and considerate woman with high standards of proper behavior.

Thanks for your support, brother. You're part of the resistance!

I'm Batman, bitch. Bye. (although we know you're going to reply anyway)

This reminds me that unfortunately, I do not have a supplement that cures triteness. I may have to work together with my team on that.

Who is trolling? And who is Blurt? You evidently have some disorder that causes you to mistake one person for the other. To you, I am Alex Jones, Blurt, or a Troll... (I'm neither of the three) and I cannot be all three, so which is it? You're just upset that you're urine is deep orange and...

What's wrong with gays? I'm fine with them. I mean, I don't have any gay friends or associate with the gays in any way, shape or form, but they should be allowed basic human rights.

Disinformation! I should sue you for liable! I doubt you could afford the attorney fees so I'm gonna be nice and not, but don't slander my good name!

I've heard Alex Jones has some less than stellar items. I couldn't tell you why but it's probably because to keep prices low for customers he has to sacrifice some of the quality. He most likely takes a profit cut because of his commitment to support the cause and yet he still gets dumped on...

Those tits on your profile are what's Flubby. I got a supplement that can take care of that for your Mrs. It's usually $130 USD but I can throw a discount your way if that's out of your price range.

That's fine, I don't expect everyone to be a mammary papilla connoisseur like myself. I've trained, I've studied, I'm educated.

I fixed that typo for you. I'd get it if there was even a slight resemblance between us, but there clearly isn't. Thanks anyway for the welcome.

What do you mean? I've got great nipples, man! Nice, small, tiny nipples. Not those pepperoni areolas that some people have. Not everybody can be blessed with my genetics, I get it, but I'd have it operated on if I had nips like that. Although I bet taking one of my supplements would probably...

I'm on the board of the Safe Drinking Water Foundation.

Hey everybody, I have been a long-time lurker and I think what you're doing here is great. Keep it up, and I hope to contribute to the greatness that I've been witnessing thus far and I'm really excited about and stand behind this community of like-minded individuals. Wishing you all the best...