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I don't have gas masks in my inventory. Do you think that might be an oversight?

Long as it happens someplace else.

Then I trade ammunition for water. Ammunition will be the single most valuable item of trade should the Zombie Apocalypse ever come about.

I think we have moar cows here than you Brazooleans. I live just south of Wisconsin Cheeseland.

I got a spring, dude. But even so, here in the Land pf Milk and Honey, you don't gotta dig too far to hit the water table.

And for half the year I got big fat Canadian Geese raising babies on my pond. Just one of them fuckers would feed me for a month.

I ain't got no worries no more.

And I got a basement full of MREs and ammunition to trade for the thing I might need.

And I got a spring down at the foot of my property for fresh water should the water go out.

There's food all around if you know where to look. I got a whole family of big fat squirrels living in my trees that would be very tasty...

It was good.

So I had a grilled chicken breast with sauted muchrooms and an awesome savory sauce with mashed potato and lightly sauted baby spinach.

Hey Sphincter. Did the communist Venezueleans not "nationalize" the Venezuelean oil industry and basically steal all the oil...

That looks pretty cool. I gotta sweep almost every fucken day. I got a cat. I'm tired of having to step on the dust bunnies to pull...

Have you taken it for a ride yet?