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I've seen Slopey around since 2006 or 7.

Not my fault you never read any of it, jack.

It's not like Slopey hasn't laid it all out over many years and many forums.

Why do you care about old SeaSlopey's sordid criminal history?

"Alright!" jack said. "Follow me to the back room and I'll show you one more time."

The hobo said the dildo never gave him a reach around like jack promised when he sold it to him.

OK. Once upon a time jack was manning the counter of his dildo store when this dirty hobo came in, plopped down a greasy and stained 10...

Of course you did, Trust Fund Boy who never had to work a day in his life. You could still be there except you fucked up with the orphans.

Yet you fled CR because you were afraid of losing your Social Security and being prosecuted over Diego and Armando? You high roller...

The store wasn't so bad. I only spent $18,000 dollars.

You don't know the whole story, jack. SeaSlopey's a bad hombre. Just don't mention the orphans.

Don't suck too many cocks, jack, Admingie will get jealous.

I have to go to the store ... pray for me!

I'll alert the media.

You couldn't hit anything, Larry. That's why you were never picked for the playground games.'