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    I understand his 6th grade teacher won the tournament five days in a row.
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    When Slopey finally got to middle school when he was 13, they started organized tournaments to see who could bank a spitball off Slopey's forehead and into a strategically placed wastebasket.
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    Anytime.
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    Seamajor is Slopey. He earned that nickname because everyone used to bounce spitballs off his sloped forehead when he was a lad in school.
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    You might have caught Slopey on a good day for that, Prowler. I think he ate a whole bottle of prevagen.
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    Let me know if they're talking about me. It's rude to talk about someone that's not there.
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    Hi Jack and Fred. Still flirting, huh?
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    If it's got the mange, X, it probably has rabies too. The animal control people need to put it down.
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    :LOL3:
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    I think Slopey is on a new head pill. He's still stupid, but just a tad snappier.
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    Me too, Fred. I've had a house full all week for Thanksgiving. Now all I have to do is run the snow blower when the snow stops.
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    Coyotes are varmints. You should shoot it.
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    Happy Saturday Bastards!
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    Yup! He's a pudgy chunk accountant.
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    I think it's the pudgy bit that attracts X.