Recent content by Reggie_Essent

Nevermind. I read that as "Slitch" and thought of old Atom.

You're the Golden Slitch? Are you channeling Atom?

Oh, I hire him to do all kinds of shit. Spring and fall clean ups. Had him take a few trees down. And I did have him redo some landscape brick in the front. Good guy, reasonable rates -- and yes, he's naturalized. He came here illegally years back, but he jumped through the hoops to do it...

Juan Pablo charges me $60 bucks to mow my lawn. Motherfucker wakes me up every Friday at precisely 7:00 AM.

Wait! You have a "caustic" posting style? I never really noticed.

Are the walls closing in on Trump AGAIN? Wake me up when he's doing the Samson thing when the walls get too close.

You clearly have never contemplated the insidious nature of your Leftist Intersectional Racism - you know, the "oppressor vs oppressed" thing - or the meaning of DEI, which places a premium on brown people without regard for anything other than their brownness, and denigrates and punishes...

No. It's called being Racist.

Fuck off, old man. This was an idea I had decades ago. The hillside I picked out rises over a hundred feet above the Edwards valley below and is crowned with an ancient grove of oaks. It was an ideal site to construct an underground dwelling like a Hobbit Hole, or Fogoue as they call it in...

So only inferior brown third worlders are worthy of your support. I see. Racist!

Yeah? Cool. Fogoues. I always liked Bagend and wanted to dig out a home under a hillside. Even had a site picked out on some land we own out in the western part of my State. It never got beyond the dreaming about it stage.

Cornwall has the best Hobbit Holes.

They are Leftists. They do what their Betters tell them to do.

OK. Yeah, no, none of that rings a bell except the bit about Lotus stomping off. I figured she was too communist even for Porn King Bildo, dunno.

I've already explained that. You must not have been paying attention again.