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There is so much snow here...my wife and I were going to go to a show in Niagara Falls today, but decided that the drive would be too...

If I went out on my deck naked right now I would die within 7 minutes.

Well, one was rape.

Yeah...I was gonna say, it has been a long long long time since Murdock could clamp down of a ping pong ball. She is loose. At least...

That ping pong ball trick is pretty common, I think...

Yeah...that is definitely NOT the weirdest part, you drooling retard. Hahaha!!!!

Murdock has to use her mouth to tie a knot.

Hands like a dwarf. A fat dwarf.

Murdock probably struggles to tie shoes with her fat fingers.

I bought a pair of these: https://bastardfactory.net/threads/whats-the-last-thing-you-purchased.212/page-172#post-1430661

Did I post a picture of my new baseball shoes? That would make Murdock sad.

If you ask nicely, I will post a picture of the receipt after tomorrow's trip.

I appreciate the inquires about what we buy at Costco. I posted a picture of a receipt of a recent trip here...

No such luck.

Jack is not dead. I think Lily might have died, though. Oh wait....she was here as a Guest recently....