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Young brother, young brother, be quiet You are crying, but our father has left us He has gone to the place of the dead To protect the...

Gotta pop off guys. Dinner on table

He goes for a MF serious Snakebite

Blandy has it on tap in his damp bedsit

Needs a little more Tennants Super bud

Is that a direct quote?

I quite enjoy his dribbling rants on occasion. Given that it takes him a month to work them out though they're fuckin terrible

See. Blandy can't even differentiate between a racist slob Scouser and the Scouse branch of MENSA

Blandy is a Gorbals tenement glue monkey.

Blandy avoids me due to constant verbal massacres he can't handle

Unseasonably hot in the UK. Global warming is real

Hey Weeg. You and Momma getting along?

My office has glass walls and the staff see me snorkelling Chang most days. Mind you they do the same so meh

Sometimes I work better drunk. I'm more benevolent apparently

@ Plastic Scouser. Not stopped drinking since Sunday pal. Got 4 weeks to be drunk until the victory parade