Recent content by The Scoundrel

Had a bong of Changa the other week. Knocked me the fuck out into some other realm for an hour. Woke up feeling elated then realised I'd pissed myself. Can't wait to do it again. True story.

Howdy ya slimy fat slag. Wanna get raped?

You been chortling the rum again Froodle?

I know. I'm a fuckin enigma innit??:Excited6:

We fly a few drones around in the Summertime just to make the place look a bit like a high security airbase. It scares off the ramblers from taking short cuts over my field. The kids have just ordered a new drone that apparently is capable of 465kph!! Shit. What sort of range is the remote...

https://suno.com/s/NgXSUw2ZitZbCQAw Thought i'd start posting some of my creations. It's better than 99% of the new stuff you get to hear even if I do say so myself. Enjoy or don't. Whatevs

Flea? Well i've oft made it known that I'd rape and murder her. Is that saving her?

Which of you ingrates remembers this fuckin banger? Cream in the 90's. 3000 sweaty ravers going fuckin bonkers

Fredrick is a chick lulz

I'm just fuckin amazing anyway

I am God. I aay go for it

All just die now. This drivel is painful

American fuckin wankers

Klll yourself

Yeah go fuckinku