Recent content by wizer

It was the most entertaining exchange I’ve had on this board in a while. Which isn’t really saying all that much given the content but it’s something. When are you going to fix my laptop Alticus?

I'd say yes but now I have what would be a useless hatchet in the back seat of my car. I can't think of anything else to do with it.

Everything's relative.

@Alticus since you gave my post a thumbs up it appears that in your most recent drug induced stupor you missed my point. I will therefore elaborate. I'm going to Home Depot... to buy.. a hatchet. Since threats seem to be the order of the day I'll give you one guess what I intend to do with it.

I just checked. You are so WRONG. Vasoline doesn't even HAVE an expiration date.

Sure I'll go first let me make a quick trip to Home Depot

It's weird how Alticus resorts to stupid threats when someone gets to him. But everything about Alticus is weird so what can we really expect.

You've been posting for over an hour, isn't it time to have sex with one of your fake vaginas tough guy?

I'm frightened.

You're damn lucky they didn't finish you off with their space blasters. As far as that persistent bump goes.. maybe you should have some imaging tests done to make sure there's nothing growing in there. I heard that aliens from the planet Xenon have an extremely long gestational period and the...

I hope for your sake that you still have all your body parts and they haven't been compromised from all the invasive experimentation that could lead to premature failure of a vital organ. Too bad the aliens didn't at least take you for a spin around the solar system to compensate you for the...

I used to ask "How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?". After waiting for an answer that was never provided I would offer "With a crowbar!". Who knew one day I'd be living here. I don't see any overt signs of homosexuality, there's certainly more of it here on Bastard Factory...

Yes of course there are facts that conclusively substantiate the existence of apelike humanoid creatures roaming around in large groups that rip up trees on or near people's properties, that roam and hunt, and live and sleep somewhere, and yet despite high technology satellite imagery and trail...

Well then you and Alticus have something to discuss.

Isn't Jack supposed to be ... wait for it... running a forum with dozens of active members? LOL I crack myself up.