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No, you spelled it that way so Fred wouldn't scold you. We all can see that.

You spelled humor wrong.

That doesn't answer the question, dummy. It's a good thing you have that Trust Fund because you are so stupid you definitely would have ended up in a box on a street corner.

I know this is probably a hard question for you, Slopey, because let's face it, you're pretty stupid, but try ... Please explain how Fatso Trump is biggly evil because he was born rich, but Fatso Pugsley is peachy keen and cool even though he too was born rich? No fair asking Diego to answer...

Pugsley is not "successful" Slopey. He inherited several billion dollars and used some of it to buy the Illinois Governor's mansion.

Why would I be upset that Trump's not driving you to Santa Rosa? Did you forget your prevagen again?

Hiya Slopey! Is Diego driving?

Hi Joe. No. I might have some sardines later in the week. And painting or drawing is good. It'll keep you out of trouble.

We call our Governor "Pugsley" around here. That was his nickname at the fancy private boarding school his obscenely rich parents sent him to.

Happy Tuesday, Asswipes!

No, I love cauliflower. Broccoli too. It's fish that sucks balls. Only peasants eat fish. No, that would be your old pal Mingie.

Why did they take Germany's goal away? WTF!

No, that's cauliflower and broccoli. Fish is a food of last resort only fit for prisoners and hungry hobos.

Good advice, Holli. I turned on my ac for the first time this year just today. Good thing I'm not a 2nd worlder from France. I hear their dropping like flies over there.

Sorry, Holliday. Fishing is boring and it sucks. Plus, fish smells like corruption, rot and death and tastes like boiled pus. But thanks for cleaning up all those New Jersey landfills. I'm having bison sloppy joes for dinner.

Stupid Canadians!

Why can't you Canadian fucks send us cool air when we need it instead of in January.

We got the next two or three days of this shit before the next cool front moves through.

It's 92 here just now, but it's humid as fuck. It's like Africa hot out there. Ain't fit for white folks.

Quiet, Shitbags! It's fucking hot here.