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Go for a walk fella LOL You may find I don’t hurt as much upon returning

SEE!!! no one’s even talking to the fella due to being afraid that jizz on his lip might dislodge yet he’s humping me all because I hurt em

You need to hire someone to help you open the door.

I need to hire someone to roll my doobs

The plight of the tiny x mentally retarded with a missing X cromo is sad. A big X with a tiny x. Nothing sader.

Pão de queijo mineiro nomnonmnonnn

Yeah me too, I gotta take this broad out to get something

gonna bake some cheese puffs

now I'm hungry

Look at this guy LOL he’s gunna gum my ankles now every second because I’ve hurt hims feelings LOLOLOL

Actually X wants to know is if you’ve wiped your lip

NOMNOMNOMNONOM

Pastel de pizza, you put cheese, ham, oregano, calabrese sausage

YES, I’d like to try the banana one

Ohh I thought it was a fruity filling

X wants to know if theres cat in it.

People make them sweet too, guava paste or banana

You can put ham, cheese, ground beef, shrimp, anything inside

Any cat?

I seen a duck today in the river I’ve never seen in Canada before

Flaky dough

It's fried, crispy, salty, delicious

What’s in it?

What is the pastry?

Here in Brazil, pastel com garapa, one of the most common street foods

LOL

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